1. When asked by Zed, "What should I use to spread this butter," Mac replies,
"Use that sword over there!"
Good idea, Mac! Zed, go ahead and use that sword to spread the butter on your bread. Just please be careful not to slice off your hand...
2. Mac was going through all the old pictures and videos on his iPhone and came across a video he recorded of a humming bird in our backyard and with great delight exclaimed,
"LOOK AT THIS DRAGONFLY!"
3. Driving home from school a few days ago, Mac and I were imagining what it would be like to live the lives of the characters in a couple of our favorite TV series. Apparently, "Orange Is The New Black" is actually called "Women In Orange" according to Mac.
It's like he fused "Orange Is The New Black" with "Men In Black" and came up with "Women In Orange." That would make a very strange TV series... I can't blame him though, I don't think he pays much attention when we watch. He's more of a Breaking Bad kinda guy.
Anyway, those are just a few of Mac's most recent word switcheroozies. Maybe it's a "you had to be there" kinda thing in order for it to be funny, but I just thought I'd share because I find it totally hysterical (and actually kinda cute) so I will continue to add "Stuff Mac Says..." posts and YOU WILL LIKE IT! And trust me, there will be MANY more to come. He does this almost every day. One of the many reasons why I love my Big Mac!
Until next time!
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